June 2012
Person: Theatre is stupid
Person: Musicals are gay
Me:
Person:
Me:
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
Jun 2nd
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so sick and unable to move that I’m watching glee and fast forwarding through the parts where they sing because it’s really embarrassing
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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I am so depressed and so sad and I don’t know what to do about it
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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May 2012
food poisoning is soooo fun :(
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 30th
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I just listened to a middle aged man describe a girl my age as “a good solid handful”. he ended by saying “that’s really all you need, boys!” oh my god excuse me while I puke all over aisle 3 of walgreens
May 30th
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May 30th
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princessbeancurd replied to your photo: I never used to wear sandals because my 9th grade… cute feet, cute dress why thank you :3
May 29th
I’m not even kidding when I say I think sitting on porches is good for your soul
May 29th
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Anonymous asked: Hello. You're fucking adorable. That is all. :]
May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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MAD MEN IS SO GOOD UGH. JOAN.
May 28th
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May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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doing traffic school on a beautiful sunday fuuuuuuuuuuuun
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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these teenage boys in my neighborhood were yelling at me while I was walking my dog and now they keep on ding dong ditching my house which is all suuuuper hilarious and everything except I’m home alone and now I’m scared to go out to my car ugh fuck being anxious and scared of male presence this isn’t funny
May 27th
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I have an interview at bath and body works and I kind of feel like a sellout because I think antibacterial soap is the devil
May 27th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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I had a dream last night that I was in a beauty pageant, and when it was my turn to say an interesting fact about myself, I said “well… I eat lavender sometimes”. and no one clapped or laughed or anything so I just weirdly walked backwards off stage
May 26th
“I woke up in the morning and I didn’t want anything, didn’t do anything,...”
– Richard Siken (via slugpunx)
May 26th
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May 26th
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ocae: yepperoni: do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen  CAR-LOS omg I love how there’s sperm everywhere bhahaha
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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ListenI heard this song for the first time live and I...
May 25th
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“Many white women have said to me, ‘We wanted black women and non-white women to...”
– bell hooks, “Feminist Theory: From Margin to Center” (via grrrlstudies)
May 24th
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May 24th
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I love san francisco
May 24th
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wait maybe instead of growing out my hair I should shave it off
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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growing out my hair and preparing for the justin bieber phase
May 23rd
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